Holy Crap! Pants on Fire!

Cable television, talk radio and even shows like “Access Hollywood” seemed gripped with sartorial fever after campaign finance reports confirmed that the Republican National Committee spent $75,062 at Neiman Marcus and $49,425 at Saks Fifth Avenue in September for Ms. Palin and her family. New York Times article here.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin insisted in an interview with the Tribune on Thursday that she did not accept $150,000 worth of designer clothes from the Republican Party and "that is not who we are." Chicago Tribune article here.

That's right Sarah Baby. It wasn't $150K, it was $124487. But in the world of campaign finance reports versus Governor Sarah Palin, I'm pretty sure I've picked a winner in this death-match. I just hope it doesn't burn too badly when those designer pant suits catch on fire.

Shades of Bill Clinton

I never thought it was possible. Joe Biden of all people. Well, I'll let you tell me your thoughts on this moment.

I think this is the moment that Joe Biden will be remembered for forever. I believe this is his moment in history.

Campbell Brown is my Hero of the Day

I have embedded a new video on the sidebar featuring D-fav Campbell Brown's latest rant.

Enjoy her completely accurate rationale.

McCain Courts the Redneck Vote

Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old, out-of-wedlock daughter is 5 months pregnant. Palin says,

"We're proud of her decision to have the baby and even prouder to become grandparents."

I believe in most states, this is called statutory rape and she couldn't be happier. And the funniest of all possible responses to this catastrophe that is the McCain campaign? DavidPS comments at AmericaBlog:

"Gun toting, bible thumping, failed beauty queen with a knocked up out of wedlock teenage daughter!!! Jesus Christ! Why don't they just pull a double wide up to the White House and call it a day."

I haven't laughed that hard since this debacle began.

PS: I think I'm done now. :)

Really, I'm gonna stop soon.....

but I'm like a moth to a flame.

24 hours in, the analysis is finally starting to trickle out. Sarah Palin is grossly unqualified to lead this country and has a slightly better than average chance of actually doing it. Robert Creamer points out in his very interesting analysis:

"I originally thought that Palin's choice would take the question of experience off the table in this race. Now I believe it will put that question back on the table -- in reverse. It will also serve to reemphasize the ever present question of McCain's age. At 72 the actuarial tables say he has a little less than a one in six chance of not surviving his term. And that doesn't account for his history of health problems. That means that if Americans vote for the McCain-Palin ticket they have to seriously consider that she has at least a one in six chance of actually serving as commander-in-chief. Already, by 44% to 29%, the Rasmussen poll shows that they do not believe she is ready to be President."

And when your own mother-in-law hasn't decided whether or not to vote for your ticket, ho-lee crap-a-roni Batman!

"Faye Palin admitted she enjoys hearing Barack Obama speak, and still hasn't decided which way she'll vote."

I know mother-in-laws have a reputation for being bloody hell, but according to Faye Palin:

"I'm not sure what she brings to the ticket other than she's a woman and a conservative. Well, she's a better speaker than McCain," Faye Palin said with a laugh. "People will say she hasn't been on the national scene long enough. But I believe she's a quick study."

I bet it's a cold Thanksgiving dinner reception at the senior Palin's house this year. Would you like some gravy with that lame duck, dear?

Sarah Palin: She's No Hillary Clinton

• "Not convinced" global warming is man-made (MSNBC)
  
• Evangelical Christian who does not support abortion rights except to save the life of the mother. Just so we're clear: this includes denying abortions in cases of rape and incest (see my earlier posts). Of course, this should be no indictment of Gov. Palin. This is also the platform of the Republican party.
  
• Staunchly supports drilling in ANWAR (Wall Street Journal)
  
• Wants to have polar bears removed from the Endangered Species List (NY Times) and sued the Interior Department to have the decision reversed (Grist)
  
• Has only held state-wide office for two years, has no national or international experience, and only entered politics 12 years ago when she was elected mayor of Washilla, AK (pop 5470). That's smaller than DuQuoin, IL, the nearby town where I go to buy groceries.
  
• Supports the teaching of creationism in public schools (Boston Globe interview). At least she has the balls not to couch it in "intelligent design" terms.

Sarah Palin is governor of Alaska (our largest state!!) with a population of 670,000. That's less than the population of DuPage (930,000), Will (673,583), or Cook (5,288,000) counties in Illinois. I picked these counties because I lived in all three of them when I lived in Chicago and neighboring suburbs.

• Or as the Dallas News put it: Governor of Alaska = Mayor of Memphis? I'm not voting for the mayor of Memphis to be veep either.
• Robert Eisenberg over at the Huffington post calls her The Worst Vice-President Nominee in US History.
• Linda Berthgold calls her The VP Choice that Lost the Presidency for McCain. Van Jones tells Palin: You're No Hillary Clinton. I couldn't have said it better myself.
  
• The comparisons to Dan Quayle are too numerous to cite.
• Then again, she is apparently "smoking hot".
  

Man, this election was exciting, exhilarating and left me breathless right up until the Republicans gave up.