So apparently last year while hiking with D-nephew Lee, I twisted my ankle thereby breaking it. Also in said accident, I created a hairline crack in my tibia. OK, forget for the moment that I had to look up what a tibia was (I have never had human anatomy), that isn't good.
However, there is an upside to this. Under specific doctor's orders, I have been told that lunges are out for a full month.
Bwahahahahahaha. Who said that doctor's only tell you bad news?